I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you.
Because my sister was a douche to me all week I will tape her iPod to her ceiling
So what was her reaction?
nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences